But after it all we were alive, and okay, and we had the horn. As we left the forest we started to leave all the old wrongs behind. We had to do other things and press on, and not look back.And guess who came with us! A Billy-bumbler!
He really came because of the Genius. Alister fed him lots and he kept wanting more!! He's cute and furry and snuggly and real smart. He can even say my name!! Kind of.
I got to thinking. It was while Carrie and Ashleigh were doing the not-look-too-much-at-each-other thing. Sure, Arthur loves Alister, but what he really needs is a lady bumbler, so he can love her and have little bumblers and be in a noisy happy family pack. Then they could talk to each other, and hunt and stuff, and Alister could teach them how to smell out Low Men, and stuff.
So that's when I decided to make this! Drum roll please....
Introducing....
Mid-world's first ever....
BUMBLER LUV MATCHMAKING SERVICE!
Name: Arthur
Age: 3
Species: Throcken
My human: Food Man
Favorite food: crunchy bugs
Favorite sleeping spot: Food Man's lap
I like to talk about: Things I smelled today
Favorite word: "No!"
My talents: Finding things with my nose
My pet peeve: bumblers who can't make people-noises
Sand or dirt?: Dirt
Favorite karaoke song: Walking on Sunshine
My ideal date would be...a bumbler who knows lots of people-noises and with a really curly tail
I think it's romantic when... a female goes mother hunting at night with me
I met my human when... he came into the woods to give me food
I like my human because... he's fuzzy like me
That's right lady throcken, he's single!! Plus also, real nice!!
((psst, thanks Aron for filling out the answers ;) ))
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