Saturday, May 17, 2008

Tinytower Manor

Blue paint, white shutters. Clean windows but the doors hang delicately on their hinges.

In the steepled attic there is a steel box, nailed shut; in the steel there is a glass bell; in the bell is one torn corner of tracing paper, with a red circle inked on it.

The second floor has two rooms. One of those rooms has been divided in half with Cellophane; one long dinner table and several white picket chairs dominate this room. Penny has also added what looks to be an easel constructed of popsicle sticks. The second room has been painted a dull gray; here the decorative wallpaper and flowery curtains have been stripped off. Piles of little cardboard cutouts and jumbles of colored wire decorate one corner. In the middle stands a male bear doll, standing upright and attired in fresh-pressed professional clothes, with a cardboard cone for a hat.

The first floor has a kitchen; cheery yellow tile supports a scrubbed-looking stove with gleaming copper pots. There is a flowery couch and, where the TV should be, a small round spiral paper cut-out. The spiral has several pencil nicks and dings, apparently much abused in the otherwise well-cared-for home. The dining room table is absent (having been moved to the conference room above), but meals are probably not taken in the kitchen much anyway; inside the cardboard refrigerator are only shelves and shelves of drawn-in bottles. It would seem the preferred drink here is something red.

The basement is where the beds are. There are only two beds, but there are three little bear dolls here, at the moment happily snuggled against one another in one corner of the room. In another corner are piles of some black plastic shapes (spears? Guns?).

Other bears are outside. They seem to be laughing at a whispy figure on the roof of the house whose numerous skirts are made of twisted Kleenex. The smiling bears are pointing up at the Kleenex, inviting her down.. Is it a ghost? Is it an angel?

Only Penny or her Ka-Tet could say.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned / Sack Lunch

James drank the last of his blood.

He doesn't want to take my blood. Or anyone's. It doesn't matter to me, cuz I got plenty of it. Plus I have accepted that he's a vampire. It's just how he is; no question of right or wrong.

Except for him, there is a question. He doesn't like it so he can't accept it. I guess he wouldn't be James otherwise. That's the hard part, because it means...

That's the worst. Carrie should be wrong. She's wrong right now. But if James is James, she'll be right someday, and we'll both be mad. Cuz they kissed! And that makes us a family. We go good together!!

Maybe he'll have to keep saving us, over and over, and then he won't have to think about himself. Investing in us is a good way to diversify his portfolio, see, cuz now he has more to himself than just the vampire bits. Yay! Good thing Carrie is here for him too.

If he just had enough blood in his thermos, maybe he wouldn't have to think about his vampire self...

There's no way to trick him into it though. I would try otherwise. He's too smart for that. Plus, also... We're going into battle. We're going to see a lot of dead people who won't need their blood anymore. Maybe - I mean - if it's not mine, he won't care, will he? I can just take some and put it in the thermos and then it'll be real easy for him. Like eating a sack lunch in the park. (Well, except Jericho Hill isn't really a park. I better make sure to remind everyone not to step in the booby traps the Genius laid.)

Yep. It's a good idea. Gives me something to think about besides not teleporting too. That alone is a worthwhile investment.

Keeheehee!

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Ten pennies make a dime

Another James Kain - One with his old Tet What if the vampire recognizes me? I'll have to kill him but I can't kill James What if I don't hear the Song?

Ka-something, James and me are Ka-something

There's only been one of some people and sometimes when you die you die!

Maybe the vampire won't recognize me cuz that tet hasn't found me yet then what: save him so he can save me even though he might not? Maybe Alister can figure out how to find teleports Maybe Alister knows Maybe there's time to save them Maybe we sometimes die We're ka-something Maybe I can't save him!

How many us's are there? I've always known we are ka-something which means THIS LEVEL which means only one. We can't know unless we hear the song, but me, there's me, we have to save me! Alister has to find the other me's!

James will know but he might not; Lex is neither good nor bad, the whole Tet too, but the King must be stopped. He'll want to save ME but what if he doesn't... or .. can't...

Fire! plus Splinched and also Telemetry

Q. What does a policeman do when he sees a woman with her hand and arm on fire running down the street, going crazy, panicking?

A. He shoots her! Because she's waving a firearm around!!

And guess what else! Carrie has both kinds of firearms now!! Haha! It's so great because she can use fire, or she can shoot fire at things, or she can fire her gun!!

It's great that she's got more power. It makes me wonder if I can do the same thing, if I can get better at teleporting.

I had a dream last night. I was me, another me, and I couldn't teleport. The Rose didn't tell me how. I tried to teleport away from the King's Tet but I didn't know how to take all of myself, and bits of me got left behind.

Thing is, I know it could happen, easy, if I try to go too far. I've never gone too far but...

I don't know how come I come out safer when I teleport a shorter distance. I'm going to ask the Genius to help me figure out how to make my range bigger.

I'm the only teleport I know. Maybe the King's got some way of finding us. Well maybe WE need some way of finding the rest of us first. I'm going to get Alister to figure out how to track me, maybe with some technology.

If it turns out to be hard to track, that's great! I can use teleporting all the time and so can the others out there. If it turns out to be easy though, man, I've been lucky so far. I haven't been careful at all.

But it's time to be careful. Gunslingers got to keep aware. For all I know, there's people in Mid-world or whatever level of the tower we go to next that can sense that sort of thing.

It's time to get better at what I do, like Carrie. And James. It's time to aim at the enemy, and fire.

BLAM!

Saturday, March 29, 2008

What If

Penny made a face, scrunching up her nose and narrowing her eyes. "What's that you're wearing, Nick? You look like a human slip-n-slide."

Nick grinned. "Yeah, it does, kind of. But it's the only kind of material I can change with my body. You don't want me running around naked, do you?"

"Not very practical, all that blue. Can't you give yourself clothes?"

Now Nick made a face, scrunching his nose and narrowing his eyes to mirror Penny's earlier expression. "Look. I'm not running around naked even if I can appear to have clothes on. You try it on North Avenue sometime, see how you like it."

"Well." Penny nodded. "It does get cold. You still look like a slip-n-slide though."

"Ha. Watch this." The boy vanished; suddenly Brice stood in his place, dressed in jeans and a coat. "Come on, kids. You'd better get to practicing! Or else you'll be a no-good like me!" Brice melted into the brown-haired youngster again, and Nick and Penny doubled over with laughter.

"That's good, that's good," Penny gasped between giggles. "Now do James."

"What about me?" James asked, coming around the corner.

"Nothing, just practicing," Nick said solemnly. "I think you should buy stock in Alister and Ashleigh. They makes great stuff together. See my new clothes?" Nick strutted for James.

Penny scoffed, but she did look proud. "You can't buy stock in people."

Nick balled his fists on his hips. "Well, they should start a company, then we could buy their stock." Nick nodded.

James smiled. "You look so much like your sister when you do that. Come on, let's go. Carrie and Eden are waiting for us at the restaurant."

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Looking after

Carrie never has been good at eating. But when her health was so bad she started to not keep food down, I knew she was in trouble!

We didn't just have chicken soup like from a store. Luckily though when I told Eden she needed something like that, she knew just what to use in mid-world.

"Broth," she explained to me. "From boiled bones. We need some meat."

So I went hunting. James was busy with hypnotizing Carrie so I went myself and BAMF! I caught the two rabbits on my own! They were not very mutated so they were good to eat.

As Eden and Alister and I were cutting them for the pot, the red blood was coming out a little...

And as soon as I saw it I knew what'd been bothering James.

James'd been hiding it for a while. I didn't realize exactly and didn't exactly pry either, cuz I remember the way his mind wasn't closed off to me. But now staring at the raw meat, I knew. He was out of blood, and it was hurting him even if he wouldn't show it.

We were making the stew and more and more of the blood was cooking in the water, and too late I wondered if James should have some.

I don't know if he can drink animal blood. Really I never seen him drink blood at all and that must be on purpose. And I don't think he should cook his blood at all. So the rabbits wouldn't do him any good now anyway.

Thing is, we got to get him some blood, and that's just a practical matter.It's like eating for him. If both he and Carrie can't eat we're in real big trouble!!

So I'll have to ask him about it. Not now though... now he's hypnotizing her, and anyway now he doesn't want to talk.

Tomorrow though... We can step away from the others, maybe pretend to be decorating the log of ... er, whatsit... Roland's Log... and talk.

Sometimes he needs looking after.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Bumbler Luv

I don't remember the battle of Jericho Hill too well. I remember it was hard, and sad, and I almost did some things I shouldn't because I wanted to save them and couldn't.

But after it all we were alive, and okay, and we had the horn. As we left the forest we started to leave all the old wrongs behind. We had to do other things and press on, and not look back.

And guess who came with us! A Billy-bumbler!

He really came because of the Genius. Alister fed him lots and he kept wanting more!! He's cute and furry and snuggly and real smart. He can even say my name!! Kind of.

I got to thinking. It was while Carrie and Ashleigh were doing the not-look-too-much-at-each-other thing. Sure, Arthur loves Alister, but what he really needs is a lady bumbler, so he can love her and have little bumblers and be in a noisy happy family pack. Then they could talk to each other, and hunt and stuff, and Alister could teach them how to smell out Low Men, and stuff.

So that's when I decided to make this! Drum roll please....

Introducing....
Mid-world's first ever....

BUMBLER LUV MATCHMAKING SERVICE!

Name: Arthur
Age: 3
Species: Throcken
My human: Food Man
Favorite food: crunchy bugs
Favorite sleeping spot: Food Man's lap

I like to talk about: Things I smelled today
Favorite word: "No!"
My talents: Finding things with my nose
My pet peeve: bumblers who can't make people-noises
Sand or dirt?: Dirt
Favorite karaoke song: Walking on Sunshine

My ideal date would be...a bumbler who knows lots of people-noises and with a really curly tail
I think it's romantic when... a female goes mother hunting at night with me
I met my human when... he came into the woods to give me food
I like my human because... he's fuzzy like me

That's right lady throcken, he's single!! Plus also, real nice!!

((psst, thanks Aron for filling out the answers ;) ))